1997 Score Kimera Bartee (w/Melvin Nieves lurking) |
(Sung to the tune of "Hush, Little Baby")
Shhhhh....
Hush, little Bartee, don't say a word, Melvin's gonna bunt you from second to third.
And if that bunt should dribble foul, Melvin's gonna hear his best Buddy growl.
And if that growl becomes a shout, Melvin's gonna try to muscle one out.
And if that muscle should turn to flab, Melvin's gonna have to find the nearest cab.
And if that cab's marked "Toledo", Melvin's going back to Puerto Rico.
And if he's goin' back to San Juan, Melvin's gonna plot revenge on everyone.
And when he gets back to the States, Melvin's gonna rain hell all o'er the place.
So watch out Bartee standing on deck, Melvin's gonna sneak up and snap yo' neck.
Sweet dreams, boys and girls. And, Go Tigers!
[Ed. Note: Is nothing sacred anymore? Sorry folks...]
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